Oh my goodness. Troll 2 is now available in stunning high-definition. A big green cake and a special thanks goes to the hospitable folks at Apple for making this dream (nightmare) a reality. That's right you can now buy, rent, gift or eat Troll 2 in HD through iTunes.

And you thought Troll 2 was jaw-dropping-eye-popping-mind-shattering before... imagine the slimy, green, goblin mayhem in beautiful high-definition... "Do yoooou want some... Joshua."

Delicious and purifying. Eat up!

joining here does that make me an official troll? i like me bacon n sausages too much! awwww ill give em up! lol a true classic! lol

is there a troll 2 sountrack and if there is how would one go about aquiring it afterall we love music in nilbog.

Recently the influential (and notoriously gore-loving) movie critic Dr Mark Kermode asked listeners of The Simon Mayo Show (on national UK station Radio 5) to text or email him with examples of film sequels which were better than the original (Godfather 2, Batman Begins, etc).

Now... ok, the work of genius which is Troll 2 may not count as a sequel in the true (or any) sense of the word, but I wouldn't want to let a tiny detail get in the way of an opportunity to spread the virus - I mean word - so I summoned up all my goblin powers, and...

… sent in a text about Troll 2. I also requested that the good Doctor review my all-time favourite film on national radio, in order to give it 'everything it deserves' (plaudits, national recognition, and the opportunity for millions over here to revel in its majesty, that is).

However, after all that effort (it was quite a long text), not even a mention. THIS CANNOT BE ACCEPTED!! I call on all goblins to summon their goblin powers and harass the Doctor via text and email until either -

a) he accedes to our demands and provides a witty, lengthy and suitably reverent section of his show dedicated to the work of genius in question, admits that it is better than The Exorcist, joins up at www.bestworstmovie.com , AND then agrees to meet with us at the UK showing of the forthcoming documentary in November and share a steaming mug of creamy Nilbog milk.
b) we get bored and have to eat him.

If I could perform one great deed in my life to ensure my place in history, it would be this. To be the man – er I mean goblin – who BRINGS THE U.K. TO ITS KNEES TO WORSHIP AT THE SHRINE OF TROLL 2. Help me my friends, help me. YOU MUST DO IT, YOU MUST!

To contact Dr Kermode (preferably send on a Friday afternoon) –
email - mayo@bbc.co.uk (for attention of Dr Kermode)
text (+44) 85058 (only during his Friday afternoon (UK time) radio slot)

- or at any time via either of
BBC Blog - http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/markkermode/
Face book page - http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark_Kermode/667303915

When the good Doctor realises the kudos and enhancement to his credibility that he will receive from his endorsement, he will be unable to prevent himself from spreading the virus – I mean word - to millions. In return he will be bringing the attention of thousands of goblins – I mean movie fans – to his highly entertaining and informative and (insert your own sycophantism here) weekly slot on the Simon Mayo Show, recorded live every Friday pm or downloadable by podcast... etc etc blah blah blah...

I've noticed lately that TROLL 2 keeps moving down the IMDb Bottom 100. I rated it as a 1/10 because like most of us I believe that this is the absolute epitome of bad movies and deserves it's place at the top of the Bottom. Unfortunately some of the TROLL 2 fans decided to rate it 10/10. I have found a way to get our movie back up to the top of the list even if you have already rated it 1/10. It's very simple, just click on each the movies that are ranked higher on the Bottom 100 and rank them 10/10 (This might be difficult if you've actually seen THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE, but I'm telling you it's worth it!). If we each do this we can actually move these other films lower on the list and eventually move Troll 2 higher! GET TROLL 2 BACK WHERE IT BELONGS AT THE TOP OF THE BOTTOM 100!!!

I've noticed lately that TROLL 2 keeps moving down the IMDb Bottom 100. I rated it as a 1/10 because like most of us I believe that this is the absolute epitome of bad movies and deserves it's place at the top of the Bottom. Unfortunately some of the TROLL 2 fans decided to rate it 10/10 (This might be difficult if you've actually seen THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE, but I'm telling you it's worth it!). I have found a way to get our movie back up to the top of the list even if you have already rated it 1/10. It's very simple, just click on each the movies that are ranked higher on the Bottom 100 and rank them 10/10. If we each do this we can actually move these other films lower on the list and eventually move Troll 2 higher! GET TROLL 2 BACK WHERE IT BELONGS AT THE TOP OF THE BOTTOM 100!!!

our queen is calling us!

Ahhh yes...
It appears Grandpa Seth and the little slave Joshua have proved rather resilient yes?
They are now traveling the lands..warning other disgusting hunks of meat that we're after their green goo. I can't do it all people...I need help with this...
I mean...Grandpa Seth is pretty powerful.
He single handedly wipes out legions of us with a single stroke. I tell you what, I'm about tired of it. I want this old man dead and consumed. And Joshua needs to suffer horribly. I mean are we trolls...or are we Goblins?
I think thats the question we need to ask ourself.
I travel north now....to the cold black gate...where I'll then lay my hand upon the sacred stone and summon Grandpa Seths ass back from hell. They say only the words from Joshua can do it.
hmmm..we'll see about that.
I guess I'll have to pay him a visit too. Oh It can't get much worse! The little bastard pisses on everything! Nobody can control him...he just runs around the house pissing on all the food. His family doesn't seem to mind though. Oh wait...he doesn't really have a family anymore. Um..his sister went off with Elliot to prison...they were accused of murdering all of Elliots boys. His dad got ran over by a tanker on the interstate on the way to the dentist. And his mom..well we ate her. So he's pretty much screwed anyway.
If you don't hear from me...Have some milk delivered to my mother and send my regards.
---Stallone

Here's a question...how come when some people eat the food they turn into a gooey green mess while others grow into trees. I'm sure their really isn't an explanation but I'd like to hear any ideas.

I missed it last time around. Any news?