Best Worst Movie

“After five heavy-duty washes (for the desired “I-was-there” effect), the shirt’s day-glo colors still pop like a wet back of Gremlins. I love that Betty the Bug-eyed Goblin aka Shit Eyes is appropriately crammed into the very front of this claw-foot cauldron. While staring at Betty in the mirror of a bar I go to, it felt like if I didn’t nurse her with a bottle of beer, she’d turn around and devour the rest of my liver prematurely. This shirt is pure entertainment, people.”

Filed under: Nilbog News, Press Release by Michael Paul Stephenson